I love how with Disney villains their songs are usually either “glorified soliloquies about their plans” or “trying to make a deal with the protagonist” but Gaston’s song is literally the whole town trying to raise his shattered ego after he got rejected from a marriage proposal given to the one woman in town that would quite obviously turn him down.
No one brings townspeople together for astounding musical acts like Gaston
“Magical mates: Owl hitches a ride on dog’s back Willow and Merlin became fast friends three months ago when the owl’s daily exercise was combined with the dog’s walk. Now the unlikely pair are a familiar sight to residents of North Wales.”
Today in Middle-Earth: Eowyn and Faramir wait in Minas Tirith (March 23rd, 3019 T.A.)
'The reason of my waking mind tells me that great evil has befallen and we stand at the end of days. But my heart says nay; and all my limbs are light, and a hope and joy are come to me that no reason can deny. Éowyn, Éowyn, White Lady of Rohan, in this hour I do not believe that any darkness will endure!’ And he stooped and kissed her brow.
If you’re interested, just email or paypal me at clorinspats AT gmail DOT com!!
In most cases, I’ll be able to respond right away and deliver a drawing within the same day. I can draw just about anything, including tasteful nudity/fan art/whatever you want as long as it doesn’t involve some X-rated action.
Also, I’m 100% serious about the Kit Kat thing. You can pretty much have two of whatever here or a small painting in exchange for foreign Kit Kats/Kit Kat moneys (heads up, foreign Kit Kats are between $15-$50 a box to account for importation and multiple Kit Kats).
YO also, tacking this on: tasteful nudity doesn’t include children!!!!! When you tell me you want a tasteful nude that involves a kid, I will immediately assume you want a) a baby picture, b) like a mother with her CLOTHED child, and c) NOT A NAKED CHILD. Please don’t try to send me nudes of CHILDREN, please do not take advantage of my naivety regarding people not asking for naked kids to be drawn.
TL;DR: NO NAKED CHILDREN. TASTEFUL NUDITY IS LIKE FIGURE DRAWINGS. NOT NUDE CHILDREN. DO NOT EVEN ASK.
Also, not taking Kit Kats anymore.
YO DUDE I SAW THIS ON DA A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I WAS LIKE “WHY DID SOMEONE SUBMIT SCREENSHOTS OF THE FILM?” BUT THEN I WAS LIKE HO SHIT IT’S A COSPLAY!!!!! THIS PERSON IS PERFECT
this is cosplay
THIS IS COSPLAY
I DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING.. I THOUGHT I WAS SCROLLING PASSED OLD SCREEN SHOTS FROM THE BLACK PEARL!?!?!?!?
HOW THE SHIT IS THAT A COSPLAY